40 Lashes for naming a Teddy Bear Mohammed

Don’t call your Teddy Mohammed, or you’ll get 40 lashes!

A British teacher in Sudan is charged of the crime of allowing her children students to name their teddy bear Mohammed. If convicted, she faces 40 lashes, a fine, or jail time.


The religion of peace, yeah, right!

Fat people are too big for national health care

Well, it’s official, fat people are just too big for national health care! New Zealand has refused a lady into their country to live because she is too fat. Being fat, according to their officials, is cause for concern because fat people get sick or have other medical issues more often than “normal” people, thus potentially putting a drain on the country’s health care costs.


Perhaps it is obvious, but again, perhaps it is not, that leaving medical decisions up to political bureaucrats is a total disaster. Regardless if it is in New Zealand or America!

This brings up some interesting ethical dilemmas. If it is ok to discriminate against fat people for the perceived health issues, then it could be ok to discriminate against black people because they have a propensity of having Sickle Cell Anemia. Or what about Jews? They can have a propensity of having Tay-Sach disease. And lets not forget gays, they cause AIDS you know. Funding for national health care is via taxes, and taxes are monies belonging to the taxpayers, yet it is political bureaucrats assuming a maternal posture to dictate what is best for the people. These bigoted politicians not only feel it perfectly acceptable to take money from the populace, but to redistribute it to those they see fit to receive it.

This is a perfect example why there should NOT be any form of national health care. Health care should remain in the realm of the individual. This is what FREEDOM is about, freedom for the individual to choose. Any politician advocating taking your right to choose your own health care, or advocating ANY form of national health care (government sponsored health care of any form) should be kicked out of office.

Is the EEOC and Nancy Pelosi Anti-American?

The EEOC (Equal Employment Opportunity Commission) sued the Salvation Army because its thrift store in Framingham, Mass., required its employees to speak English on the job. This moronic commission insists that employers cannot require their employees to speak English while on the job. How in the hell can an American who speaks only English do business with such a company? Why not use the same stupid requirement with the EEOC and demand that all of its employees speak Spanish while on the job!

And if this is not stupid enough, Nancy Pelosi chimes in and supports the EEOC by blocking an amendment that would protect employers from such outrageous EEOC mandates. If stupid begets stupid, this is an excellent example.

So it would seem that both Pelosi and the EEOC should be awarded the Anti-American Award this week.

Good News is No News

Is it just me, or is the national news outlets (paper, radio, and TV) deliberately trying to continue putting the good old USA in a bad light? Not too long ago you couldn’t pick a paper without seeing front page news how BAD things are going in Iraq. That people are dying left and right, and there is no hope to be found anywhere in that country.

Now that people are realizing the news media reporting of the situation in Iraq is bogus, and things really are getting better, the newspapers are burying their reporting on anything other than the front page, if they are reporting it at all.

Why are the American newspapers so anti-American?

Illegal Alien working for the FBI and CIA?

Makes you wonder why the Bush administration is soft on the illegal alien problem. “Former Employee of CIA and FBI Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy, Unauthorized Computer Access and Naturalization Fraud”. A Lebanese illegal alien has been working for the FBI and CIA, got into our computer systems, got access to info about her Lebanese relatives and the terrorist group Hezbollah, and arranged a sham marriage, among other things.

For more information see Article

A Coward’s Act

Isn’t that just like a Clinton? They never can get their stories straight, even when they have dimwits asking planted questions. Wouldn’t be surprised if she also plants questions to put her competitors in a bad light. Inasmuch of her cowardly acts, isn’t this like cheating? But of course, this is Bill’s forte.

That’s the WRONG Question!!!
That’s the WRONG Question!!!

Is Global Warming a Scam?

You bet it is!! A bunch of so called scientist, PhD types vying for more grant money, and Socialist (AKA: the Democrat Party) wanting to scare citizens of doom and gloom to get their vote under the pretence they, and they alone, can save the world, and of course to do so only requires more taxes and less freedom, oh, and lets not forget the “children” either.

It is absolutely amazing how gullible people can be when they believe the media as their source of truth.

Back in the seventies these same wackos claimed the world was coming to an end because of Global Cooling! These nut jobs cannot make up their minds, assuming they have one.

Well, I’m no scientist with any PhD, but when looking at what seems very compelling evidence such as good old Sol, the sun, one can see a distinct pattern. Mercury, Mars, Venus, and the Earth all have global warming in the same proportion. Perhaps Al Gore will insist that the Mars Rover is causing the ice caps on Mars to melt. Oh but wait!! The Rover does not burn carbon-based fuel. But of course, hell with the facts, they just get in the way of agendas.

For more info by someone who knows what he is talking about see this Article.

Empire Building

Yes, we’re an imperfect country … And some of the media delights in that, pointing it out to us repeatedly. But here’s a pleasant read about America and our unselfish motives around the world.


When in England at a large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush.

He answered by saying, “Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.

It became very quiet in the room.


Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, “Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intent to do, bomb them?”

An American engineer stood up and quietly replied, “Our carriers have three hospitals onboard that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day; they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day; and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships. How many does France have?”

Once again, dead silence.


A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian, and French navies. At a cocktail reception he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of these countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks, but a French Admiral suddenly complained that, “Whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.” He then asked, “Why it is that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?”

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, “Maybe it’s because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies, and Americans arranged it so you wouldn’t have to speak German.”

You could have heard a pin drop!

To Hug or Not to Hug

What in the hell are our school administrators thinking? A Mascoutah Middle School student gets detention for hugging a friend. (Article).

Well, here are ten reasons why you should hug everyday!

Want to know why you should hug everyday? Read on Macduff:

1. Hugging (whether you are the hugger or the huggee) releases endorphins into the body that help calm and relax.

2. Stress levels are visible lower post-hug than pre hug.

3. Hugs help reduce asthma and breathing illnesses in children

4. A hug a day keeps the doctor away is an old Inuit saying.

5. Almost everyone can hug. There are no special qualifications except having two arms. One arm will do actually.

6. There’s no such thing as a bad hug.

7. You can’t fake a hug.

8. Hugs provide good upper body strength and you need to go to the gym less often.

9. Does not pollute the atmosphere and is one of the greenest pastimest there is.

10 Hugs are not taxed. Not yet anyway.

So there we are, ten great reasons why you should hug.

Have A Nice Hug Today

Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke  cigars,  cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless :

Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don’t need him anymore!  You’re a Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one.