Is John McCain a Liar?

Below you will find what McCain currently says he didn’t:

Promoted amnesty for illegal aliens
Social Security credit for illegal aliens (His amnesty bill would have granted illegals Social Security benefits)
Criminal trials for terrorists
For stem-cell research on human embryos
Global warming legislation
Free speech-crushing campaign-finance laws
He called the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth dishonest and dishonorable
He opposed the Bush tax cuts
He is against a marriage amendment to the Constitution
He suggests that illegals will do the “jobs that American workers simply won’t do”

So, what the hell is this nut-job? Sounds like a bald face liar! or perhaps just a democrat.

You decide.

A GREAT LOSS

In loving memory…………

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications, from being repeatedly poked in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll for millions .

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.

He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumbly day and kneads it.