Al Gore is Getting Iced Over

Well it seems more and more people in the know are jeopardizing Al Gore’s chances of making his $125,000 per Global Warming speeches. Check out this link: Forget global warming: Welcome to the new Ice Age.

As the ice starts packing in the North, Al Gore can’t help but warming up from the possibility of lost revenue. Well, we guess is just another example of the saying, get it while it’s hot.


“We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.”

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone — not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. (This one is my pet peeve…get an education and go to work….don’t expect everyone else to take care of you!)

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we’re just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don’t be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won’t have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don’t care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country’s history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!

Think it couldn’t happen in America?

Think it couldn’t happen in America? Well, think again! New Zealand did not want a fat lady into their country because the politicians felt she would put a drain on their country’s medical resources. Well, look no further than Mississippi.

These political nut-jobs have absolutely no concept of the United States Constitution! They want their Department of Health to establish weight criteria so as to make it illegal for state licensed restaurants to serve obese patrons (Bill # 282).

What a perfect example of self-righteous sanctimonious hypocrites! Bet a fat politician would be exempt from the proposed bill though.

Just another example what can happen when you leave medical decisions in the hands of the government.

It should be obvious how these nut-jobs have no respect for your Constitutional rights. Is it not your right if you want to be fat? Is it not your right as a merchant to sell your services and products without the government intervening dictating who is qualified to purchase?

When will Americans wake up and see the painting on the wall? Socialists, Communists and Fascists are alive and well today, more than able and willing to take your rights away and destroy the American culture.

Any politician advocating taking your rights away or taking what belongs to you and redistributing to others should not be elected into office, and those who are already in office should be kicked out!