Redistribute The Wealth

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read “Vote Obama, I need the money.” I laughed.

Once in the restaurant my server had on a “Obama 08” tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference — just imagine the coincidence.

When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need–the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I’ve decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he had earned even though the actual recipient needed the money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.

Liar Liar aka: Obama Biden

It is absolutely unbelievable listening to Obama and Biden. Each made a comment during debates that makes one wonder if these guys are testing the intelligence of the American voter, or they are incredibly stupid.

First, Biden stated that Vice President Dick Cheney should not be in the senate. Biden is such a smooth liar. The Vice President is the President Pro-tem of the senate and if he so chooses he can preside over the senate every day it is in session. So, Biden who is running for the V.P. position doesn’t know that simple constitutional fact, or is he just lying through his teeth?

Obama stated during debate that McCain voted with Bush 90% of the time. This nut-job is either incredibly stupid or testing the intelligence of the American voter. The president of the United States only votes on legislation AFTER the House and Senate votes on it. So point in fact is, that Bush sided with McCain 90% of the time (assuming Obama’s math is correct). This would imply that Bush is a McCain man, not the other way around. To add insult to injury, Obama has gone on record that he would ensure legislation would be “right” by rewriting it. He is either considering the presidency as a dictatorship or he is just pandering to his stupid constituents. The president of the United States can either accept the legislation as presented, or veto it. He does not have the authority to rewrite it. And currently, the president does not have the authority of a line-item veto, so his position can be only for or against.

What is also pathetic is the news media. These Socialist bastards do not even bother to rake these political nut-jobs over the coals for such blatant disregard for the U.S. Constitution. The only thing the Media is concerned about is the first amendment to protect their own asses, and the hell with everything else.

So, if you are inclined to vote the Obama-Biden ticket, you are either a complete Socialist or a complete idiot.

Psalm 2008-2012

First Book of Democrat

Obama is my shepherd, I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside still factories
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment
Yea, though I walk through the valley
Of the bread line, I shall not go hungry.

Obama has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over my income,

Surely, poverty and hard living will
Follow me all the days of my life.

The democrats and I will live forever
In a rented home.

But I am glad I am an American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog,
And Obama was a tree.

Political Systems

Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

Democrat: You have two cows. Government taxes force you to sell them in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.