Month: April 2010

Mental States

Psychosis

A severe mental disorder, more serious than neurosis, characterized by disorganized thought processes, disorientation in time and space, hallucinations, and delusions. Paranoia, manic depression, megalomania, and schizophrenia are all psychoses.

 One who suffers from psychosis. (psychotic)

 AKA: Democrat legislator either in the House or Senate.

  

Megalomania

 1. Psychiatry. a symptom of mental illness marked by delusions of greatness, wealth, etc.

2. an obsession with doing extravagant or grand things.

 AKA: Nancy Pelosi

 

Paranoia

 1. Psychiatry. a mental disorder characterized by systematized delusions and the projection of personal conflicts, which are ascribed to the supposed hostility of others, sometimes progressing to disturbances of consciousness and aggressive acts believed to be performed in self-defense or as a mission.

2. baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others.

 AKA: Barney Frank

  

Manic Depression

 A psychiatric disorder marked by alternating episodes of mania and depression. Also called bipolar illness.

 AKA: Barney Frank

  

Hallucination

 False or distorted perception of objects or events with a compelling sense of their reality, usually resulting from a mental disorder or drug.

 AKA: Harry Ried

  

Delusion

 “act of misleading someone,” early 15c.; as a form of mental derangement, 1550s. Technically, delusion is a belief that, though false, has been surrendered to and accepted by the whole mind as a truth; illusion is an impression that, though false, is entertained provisionally on the recommendation of the senses or the imagination, but awaits full acceptance and may not influence action.

 AKA: Barack Obama

 

Schizophrenia

 Any of a group of psychotic disorders usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances. Schizophrenia is associated with dopamine imbalances in the brain and may have an underlying genetic cause.

 A situation or condition that results from the coexistence of disparate or antagonistic qualities, identities, or activities. (i.e.; thinking you’re an American when in reality you’re a Kenyan).

 AKA: Barack Obama

Unbelievable

I think it is remarkable that within a week of tiger woods crashing his escalade, the press found every woman with whom tiger has had an affair in the last few years, with photos, text messages, recorded phone calls, etc., and, they not only know the cause of the fight, but they even know it was a wedge from his golf bag that his wife used to break out the windows in the escalade. not only that, they know which  wedge! And each and ever day, they give America more updates on his sex-rehab stay, his wife’s plans for divorce, and his plans to return to the pro-golf circuit.

Obama has been in office for over a year now, and this same press still cannot locate Obama’s official birth certificate, or any of his papers while in college, or how he paid for a Harvard education, or which country issued his visa to travel to pakistan in the 1980’s as Barry Soretoro and even Michelle Obama’s Princeton thesis on racisim. It just can’t be found. Yet the public still trusts that same press to give them the whole truth . . . truly  remarkable!