Watch Your Mailbox!

Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2012 Social Security stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an “Obama Hope &  Change” sticker, and a “Blame it on Bush” poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.

Watch for yours soon

Confused

I became confused when I heard the word “Service” used with these agencies:

  • Internal Revenue ‘Service’
  • U.S. Postal ‘Service’
  • Civil ‘Service’
  • State, City, and municipal ‘Service’

This is not what I thought ‘Service’ meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to ‘Service’ a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing.

I hope that you are now just as enlightened as I am.